A few minutes past 9 AM is not technically mid-morning, I suppose, but since I regularly get up at 5:30 AM, it feels mid-morning. Since I arrived at the office, I've eaten:
1 cup milk tea (the Asian kind)
1 Yoplait Whipped (strawberry mist)
1/2 Taco Bell chicken quesadilla (leftover from last night's late supper after Tyler's softball doubleheader)
1/2 mashed avocado (other half saved for lunch)
1 Oreo (Halloween-themed!!)
3 potato chips (yes, I kept count; don't ask)
I feel slightly disoriented.
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wow. i would say "good job" except no one feels like they deserve a "good job" after they become disoriented from eating. i think we more feel like we want a purge and then a restart with an unlimited supply of healthy superfoods that make us sexier after we eat them. i should invent that.
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