things to eat on a tuesday

Breakfast:
- Vanilla Chobani yogurt (what can I say, it's growing on me) with handful of Quaker Oatmeal Squares cereal
- Smallish banana with peanut butter
- 3 potato chips
- Large cup of coffee

Lunch:
- Large wedge of soppressata
- One chocolate-covered cake donut from Jewel-Osco
- One golden Oreo
- 3 mugs of water (soppressata is, apparently, quite salty. And greasy. And delicious. But I'm going to have to pee for like 5 hours later, which is great b/c I have a 2-hour commute home.)

Currently fantasizing about:
- Baked mezzi rigatoni covered with homemade tomato sauce and melted provolone
- Udon with tempura and poached egg (oh! what I wouldn't give to go to Tachibana!)
- Chocolate mousse cake from Dominick's (must convince Tyler to take me)

Why, yes, I am an adult responsible for all manner of very important things, such as feeding myself. I think the more I grow up, the bolder I become at flagrantly defying food rules. Which is kind of like saying, the more I grow up, the more I eat the way I wanted to eat as a child.

It's just a fatty kind of Tuesday. (A...fat Tuesday! Ha!)

So I need some advice: apparently I had purchased a large tub of cookie dough in May of last year, and I've only consumed about a quarter of it (it's a very large tub; and I know it was last May b/c I mark all my foods with dates). It's been sitting in my freezer all this time, frozen and forgotten until I unearthed it a few days ago in my search for ice cream. Can I still eat this cookie dough, or will it destroy me?